salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

(Source: salmonpynk)

(Source: katemiddletons)

neutralmilkhovel:

mistiryshak:

accidentally opening a program that takes a long time to open so you have to wait twenty seconds to close it

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(Source: fandomstuck)

grawly:

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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wwhere is grambnda going???? help her

stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

(Source: mulderplease)

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

(Source: bluelava3)

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy)