"What’s your favorite album?"
accidentally opening a program that takes a long time to open so you have to wait twenty seconds to close it
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
wwhere is grambnda going???? help her
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
"sir we don’t serve that"
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you